All comics by antivert

 

Can't hurry love. by antivert 8-09-03
Oh, you shouldn't have! They're very nice, but...		They don't get the reef sharks out of my anus!

 

Can't Hurry Love #2 - The Sea is my Captain by antivert 8-09-03
I said, REEFSHARKS in my ANUS!	You don't have an anus. what?	I wonder where the "little captains" go. I wonder where the chinese food goes.

 

Can't Hurry Love #3 - I knew you'd be surprised! by antivert 8-09-03
So anyway, how are the kids?	Well, they seem a bit depressed since I stopped showering with them. You're lying, yes?	Yes. I swear it's not funny anymore!

 

Can't Hurry Love #5 - Forever Together by antivert 8-09-03
Quick, I need some uranium! Oh I see, just because I'm a robot I have access to a limitless supply of uranium!	Yes.	Seriously, you piss me off.

 

Can't Hurry Love #5 - What happened to the fourth comic? by antivert 8-09-03
What do you want? So.	When you said "no anus", you meant...	Nope. Shit.

 

Can't Hurry Love #6 -The Truth Hurts by antivert 8-09-03
DIE! I HATE YOU! EAT IT, BITCH!	HRRAH! HAH!	My farts smell better than you. My tarts sell better Fen Mew.

 

Can't Hurry Love #7 - Sloppy Seconds by antivert 8-09-03
Dear diary. Starlog 2112 no-hyphen galactic access alpha... -LOGGING- ...	Ok really though, you promise not to laugh this time? Conditional if subroutine yourAnus() defined.	We have a comedian here, folks! Oh my god he is so funny! WATCH OUT FOR SHARKS! HAHAHAHA!

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