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by arabic_dino
9-30-06
God dang it, where the hell is Fred? I'm stuck here in a shitty Halloween Party.
Let's see, we got a zombie, a witch a mummy and I'll be damned, a stupid idiot wearing a ninja custome. NINJAS SUCK!
Hey, Leo wwwwhatts uppp!?
OH, GOD DAMN IT FRED!

 

by arabic_dino
9-30-06
The debate starts...
Okay Leo, what the hell is that look for?
Fred, you're a ninja I'm a pirate, it will never work for us the both. It's like having a Jew and a Muslim in one room.
So you're sayin I'm a freakin Jew?
There's no such thing as a Jewish Ninja, idiot.
So what, I'm a MUSLIM NINJA then?
Fred, in the Muslim world, only women can be ninjas, come on, you see them on CNN sometimes. They're all saying "yalallaalalallalalala"

 

by arabic_dino
9-30-06
Why the hell are you so ignorant about that, it's called a burqa okay!
They wear it because...where you going? Don't you dare!
I'm going home, I had enough. NINJA SUCK you know it.
END.....nurrffffffff.
For God sakes, now what!?
Hey woman, cover those ankles.

 

by arabic_dino
9-30-06
Welcome to Pink Bunny Fast Food, how may I take your order ma'am?
Hmmm, I want two of those Mexicans and make it SPECIAL please.
Some clatter and screaming in the background.
Two Mexicans on specially sliced ma'am. Do you want gravy with that?
Oh no thanks, last Mexican I had made me runny.

 

by arabic_dino
10-01-06
You never know when trouble strikes. When shit hits the fan, like what you see here, you wish you bought "Dottee Life Insurance."
God news America! I'm Dottee, your life in on my hands, if I had any that is. So call me now at 1-800-1-DOT-LYFE
What ya waiting for? Bin Laden may pay a visit at your high rise office, or worse, that slut Katrina comes back and ruins your life.

 

by arabic_dino
10-01-06
Welcome to the 1st Strip Creator Awards, I'm your host Juan Kabayo.
I'm his co-host Dottee, you may remember me from that cartoon with 3 panels with that air plane thingie and dat flag.
Hurr to present dee award for "Most Random Comic" is Elmer the Fudd
Juan, I think he's under the copy right of Looney Tunes...and that little R thingie in a circle beside t.
So, no one will be awarded for "Most Random Comic"?
Negative Juan, but I think the viewers at home know that everything in stripcreator is random as drinking Mexican water while reading the sign DO NOT DRINK.

 

by arabic_dino
10-01-06
Porkee, ever thought that life consist in a BOX and you're trapped in it?
Sometimes.
Like sometimes, you're in the MIDDLE of everything and your goals are already set?
Like there's a God controlling us all beings?
YEAH! Do you sometimes feel that this could be the last thing I'd say and it all doesn't matter because I'll never exist again.
Stripcreator works mysterious ways.

 

by arabic_dino
10-01-06
Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feeeeeel...
WOAHH!
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheelllll....
WHAT THE &$%#?
Touching you, touching me...touching you, god you're touching me! I believe in a thing called love!!!
I think that's what heppens to dogs working at the airport sniffing for drugs and anthax. PETA ain't gonna be happy about this.

 

by arabic_dino
10-02-06
BOOM HEAD SHOT! ULTRAAA KILLLL!!!!
What the fuck, that dude has hacks! Bitch, has freaking GOD MODE on!
*Humiliation* *MOOONSTER KILL...KILL...KILL*
Oh man, why didn't I try that during my crucifixion?

 

by arabic_dino
10-02-06
You head about that missing kid?
NEMO?
Debra mate, they're calling Code Amber throughout state of Fishygan!
Wait, who'se lost? It is Nemo, Debra or Amber? Cuz they found Nemo like 3 years ago.
What are you on mate? DEBRA IS LOST!
Then who the fuck is AMBER!!!!!

 

by arabic_dino
10-02-06
Leeroy, I got that job!
Where at mate?
Wall*Mart, the cheapest, biggest and best job in all State of Fishygan.
Was that a conundrum?
Conun..what?
Shit, they even hire retraded dolphins at Wal*Mart.

 

by arabic_dino
10-03-06
Aye mate, the Chinese arrested that killer whale from "Free Willy".
That's atrocious! What did he do?
Attacked six Chinese fishermen. Apparently, he's know as "Wee-Wee" in China.
Imagine them making dish out of Willy! hahahahaha!
How's that funny?
Oh come on, one Chinese would be like "com on eat ma Wee-Wee" ahahahahaha!

 

Oh man, do you feel like this world is getting small each day? Like the whole civilization has collapsed!
There's one logic explanation to this sir! THERE'S ONLY ONE FREAKIN' PANEL!
by arabic_dino, 10-05-06

 

by arabic_dino
10-12-06
I've been pondering a lot lately, what if North Korea attack us?
Not likely.
Society will fall, chaos and death everwhere!
Now, stop being a chicken!
I'm not a chicken, I'm a rooster.
Yeah, and I'm a talking goat.

 

by arabic_dino
10-15-06
Crowley, what the hell are you doing?
I'm building a bunker, in case North Korea attacks us.
You do realize that wood will collapse right away? Jesus, didn't you learn anything from the 3 Little Pigs?
So, the wolf is a metaphor eh? Kim Jong is the wolf, he's gonna puff and blow our house down.
You can put it that way, good job Crowley. You're smart after all!
So, where are the 3 little pigs?

 

by arabic_dino
10-15-06
An Earth Quake rocked Hawaii this afternoon.
Muahahaha YES!
Our reports say that no one was injured in this event.
I don't trust you CNN!

 

by arabic_dino
10-24-06
Why the long face mate?
Broke up with Tina. The nice German girl.
She sounds like a myth!
Dude, you met her at Kurts space ship.
Oh I know, I'm talking about "Nice German" that's a myth.
Oh, you bastard!

 

by arabic_dino
11-07-06
Oh Hover, did you hear the news?
Whhhhat?
Our author is running out of ideas for new comics, he's loosing his touch!
That only means one thing...the next page is blank.

 

by arabic_dino
12-01-06
Somewhere in North America
Damn it Lu, what did you do now?
I pressed the wrong button on my robot.
You're playing with George W. Bush again, didn't you learn what you started in Iraq?
I just can't resist pushing all his buttons.
Why do I always have to clean up your mess? *mumbles*
Sorry, I thought you like cleaning up peoples messes, since you're Canadian and all.

 

by arabic_dino
3-19-07
Hey Dave, I kind of need a job, mind hooking me up at that lab you work at?
No problem Reeve, I'll put in a good word for you.
Two weeks later.
This is such a nice company, I even volunteered in a live demonstration tomorrow!
That's cool Reeve, I'm glad you did. Now let me enjoy this banana before they go extinct.
The next day.
Dr. Llyod, have you seen Dave?
Yeah, he "retired" a few minutes ago.

 

by arabic_dino
3-20-07
Bar Tip 1: Hot women are not easy to be found in bars. Use your words appropriately.
Hey baby, I'd like to put my lips on your lips, guess which one? *WINK* So can I have your number?
Get away from me you JERK!
Hey, nice tie, like the hairdoo, *nervous laughter*.
This night isn't getting any better, well time to drink untill this one looks pretty.

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