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by archanecrowstar
7-05-05
Turn ye back on me eh?
Sigh, I heard that.
Shit. Well, I hate people who say "sigh". Just sigh next time you self-riteous...I mean, you bastard!
I'll sigh if I want to you lazy masturb... heh... not the first time I turned my back on him anyway.
I heard that!
Shit. I knew I hated pirates.

 

by archanecrowstar
7-05-05
Ow. Dude, Jesus totally fucked me up. What a bastard.
Want a nail?
No.
Pussy
I heard that.
Shit. I knew I hated pirates and messiahs. Well, Jesus did the nail thing so that is cool at least.

 

by archanecrowstar
7-05-05
Hey! Excuse me, your son just totally pissed me off.
Er......... What?
Are you or are you not, in fact, God Himself?
Why yes. How can I help you?
Long story that is. I used to be Catholic and then...

 

by archanecrowstar
7-07-05
Problem: Nobody understands your gibberish.
Um
Gotta concentrate
Solution: Conjure the calming wisdom of the great one.
Um
Um
Result: ?
Um, ahem.
Balls!

 

by archanecrowstar
7-08-05
A chance encounter:
Who are you?
Name's Paul. Does that mean you forgot about me.
A stunning revelation:
Impossible, I got Paul over 2 millenia ago.
Differnt Paul mr. You must be waaaay behind on your Pauls.
Sage advise:
Are there a lot of these Paul guys lying around?
A good bit... maybe you should start with McCartney.

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