What "DID" Jesus do anyway? Got proof buddy? by archanecrowstar7-05-05 Turn ye back on me eh? Sigh, I heard that. Shit. Well, I hate people who say "sigh". Just sigh next time you self-riteous...I mean, you bastard! I'll sigh if I want to you lazy masturb... heh... not the first time I turned my back on him anyway. I heard that! Shit. I knew I hated pirates.
I can't walk on water.... yet. by archanecrowstar7-05-05 Ow. Dude, Jesus totally fucked me up. What a bastard. Want a nail? No. Pussy I heard that. Shit. I knew I hated pirates and messiahs. Well, Jesus did the nail thing so that is cool at least.
Messianic Complex Envy by archanecrowstar7-05-05 Hey! Excuse me, your son just totally pissed me off. Er......... What? Are you or are you not, in fact, God Himself? Why yes. How can I help you? Long story that is. I used to be Catholic and then...
Pirate Dude takes chill pill. by archanecrowstar7-07-05 Problem: Nobody understands your gibberish. Um Gotta concentrate Solution: Conjure the calming wisdom of the great one. Um Um Result: ? Um, ahem. Balls!
Man, this guy "is" Paul. by archanecrowstar7-08-05 A chance encounter: Who are you? Name's Paul. Does that mean you forgot about me. A stunning revelation: Impossible, I got Paul over 2 millenia ago. Differnt Paul mr. You must be waaaay behind on your Pauls. Sage advise: Are there a lot of these Paul guys lying around? A good bit... maybe you should start with McCartney.