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by archy
10-13-02
HI!
d00d
Happy happy lalalalala
I'm you when you're not you.
What am I right now?
Fucking drunk out of your mind, dude.

 

by archy
10-13-02
Dude, where's my crack?
Who the fuck are you? I'm a little asian chick, go away.
I sure hope he has my crack
What's he waiting for? I hope he doesn't want to pedophile me.
So what if I'm a man?

 

by archy
10-13-02
HA IM A FAGORT ROBOT
GHEY SEX0R?!?!1/ I TURN ARUOND NOEW1!1
NO GHEY SEX FOR YUO
OH NO CNAT BEND MY LEGS
I WELL AET YUO!
HEY ARE YUO INTO BEASTISHILTY??/

 

by archy
10-13-02
I'm in the sky and boarding the man-train, HELP!
Guess what, I'm the guy hired to be the caboose.
I'm gonna sit down now, ok?
You don't have to be shy, you know.
Where the fuck did those trees come from?
You're just trying to distract me.

 

by archy
10-13-02
PEDOPHELIA ATTACK!
Hey I know where there's a jucier little girl.
Really? Where?
Wait there, I've gone to go get her.
CLOWN SEX ATTACK!

 

by archy
10-13-02
Hi, I'm from Animal Farm.
Hi, I don't know who you are or what that is, but all animals are from a farm.
Umm, no the famous George Orwell novel.
Hmm, no, I can't remember what it is you're rambling on about, but meh.
KILL YOU IN THE NUTS!
Not if I commit sepukku first!

 

by archy
10-13-02
Do you mind? I'm kinda on the pot.
DUDE DID YOU SAY POT? I LOVE TO TOKE UP AND SMOKE DUDE, HAND IT OVER!!
Umm, no dude, I'm taking a shit.
Yeah dude, I know it's good shit man, now hand some over.
Well, you ARE, drinking urine right now, so I'm not sure what to believe from your last statement.
Hey, one time,,,,,,,

 

by archy
10-13-02
RAWR I AM SATAN FEAR MY PAY~NIS
AHH, OH NO YOUR SEDUCTION POWER IS REDUCING ME TO A MAN-LOVE SLAVE!111!1!!1
Dude, you don't have to be sarcastic.
No, look, it is, I mean, I'm even opening my ass for you to rape me in your satanicness.
Ok, you're just sucking the fun out of this.
Wanna see how erect I am in fear of all your manly darkness?

 

by archy
10-13-02
Little did this geek know who'd actually see it.
Hello my future girlfriend
Is that my son?
Tommorrow morning, his ass would be sore.
This is what I sound like
OH YEAH! Some little kid to rape!
Afterwards it would be double sore.
I am,,,,,
Heh, that's the mook that lives down the street.

 

by archy
10-13-02
FAGOAT HAS THE FLAG!
YEHA I AM 1337
MY SKIN IZ COOL I AM A FAPPING CIGAER
My team will be so proud of me.
DUDE, What the fuck are you doing with the flag? Where are you going?
YOU SUNK THE SCRABBLESHIP!
I WINNAER!!
This game makes no sense, but I beat you now.

 

by archy
10-15-02
You, today you must do battle with the evil forces!
Umm, I should probably wake up now and go to school.
NO! There are Richard Simmons followers taking the easter border, are you going to let them conquer Archy-land?
This isn't real, I have to get up and go to school.
What if I did this?
SCORE! Ok, I'll stay, lead the way, we're going to have to have the third division pincer them in, where's our hovor-tank battalion at?

 

by archy
7-13-03
Hi mom
What? Who are you?
Mom, don't you recognize me?
Look, dude, first of all, I'm a guy, second of all, I'm not your fucking mom!
It's ok to hit a cripple.
..The fuck?

 

by archy
7-14-03
I AM SO AFREAD
OMG WHY?
BCUZ TEH X-BOX IS SO HUEG!!
AND IT WILL CURSH US ALL!!1
HAHAHA
LOLOLol X-BOX IS HUEG!!1

 

by archy
7-14-03
And in other news, X-Box is so gigantic that it defeated Godzilla in battle.
!
When the giant lizard monster attempted to push it over, it rocked and crushed him like so many little kids trapped under soda machines.
!!
Also, a Gamecube was found orbiting the X-Box
!!!

 

by archy
7-14-03
YOU ARE NOT A MAGIC NEGRO!111
Ey, foo, I am too.
I WILL KARATE KICK YUO TO DETH!!1 TAIBO ATAK NOW!!111!
AH SED, I AM THE MAJICK NEGRO!!!
OH NOS I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A FAGOT!1
There, much better, I told you I was a majik negro.

 

by archy
7-14-03

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