The opening show of DYSFUNCTIONAL PEOPLE TALKING kicks off.
Hello, and welcome to DYSFUNCTIONAL PEOPLE TALKING, the talk show with a difference! I'm your host, Ginger Rooster, and today's topic is 'My Mum killed my Dad with a pogo stick'. Meet our first guest!
Hi, my name is Josephine Yang. My mum killed my dad with a pogo stick. I am now a mentally deranged mess. I must have blood..
Allright then...
I hear it's amazing when the purple space worm does a 360 on the flapjack rock. I NEED SCISSORS! 69!!
Hello? Is there a chance we can cut that...
The hippie population is booming. We must cut down on razor scooter usage. John McEnroe is a horse. KILL THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHA!!(copyrighted 1976 Warner Bros.)
What do you mean that TVNZ is cutting our funding by 79%?
That is what I mean, young adolescent. We are running upon hard times. Your program is but a time-filler. The last show pulled in ratings of 15 viewers. We're a dead loss.
But that beast of a girl went psycho! Why do we get people like that on the show?
Because we are a slow programme, young adolescent. Work smarter, not harder.
Welcome to Dysfunctional People Talking. Today, the topic is Final Fantasy Ruined My Life. Our first guest is a man who sees the world as an endless array of turn-based battles.
Squall, do your Gunblade attack!
Okay. Uh, do you have any friends now that you have been afflicted by Final Fantasy VII?
Your turn! Place your attack!
2 minutes later...
Argghhhh! Get offa me! Security! SQUALL, GUNBLADE ATTACK, NOW!!
