I understand you're here about the ad we ran on Craigslist.
Yes, I believe I can be a real asset here.
Frankly, you don't LOOK all that impressive.
This is my secret identity. I don't wish to intimidate the general populace on a continuous basis.
Well, not everyone makes the cut to be an agent of the Superior Paladins Of Righteous Karma. Our interview process is quite grueling. Furthermore, we expec-
