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True Confessions of a Marketing Assistant

These are true and tall tales about my current possition as a Marketing Assistant. Sorry they're not funny, but neither is my job.

by attitudechicka
10-13-05
I wish someone would call and fake a relative's death to get me out of work.
I know just what to do!
Good morning Investigative Services!
Tomato! Tomato! Tomato!
Gia, I don't know what's going on, but you better get home quick. There's a Scottish man on the phone shouting "Tomato!"

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