Hungry Games by austin_craver3-22-12 Hello. Hello. I am a homeless, time traveling chicken. Umm... May I grill and eat you? I am so hungry.
That one time by austin_craver3-22-12 Hello Snuggle Bunny! Hey there Get-a-long! Do you remember that one time? Hee hee! You're doing it again.
Goldfish Presents by austin_craver3-22-12 I will trade you my fancy clipboard for that gift. Ummmm....no. That is a terrible idea. What if I throw in a goldfish riding on a pony? Hello? Are you listening to me? No.
Paper Baby by austin_craver3-22-12 Want to hear a joke? Okay. How do you make a paper baby? ??? Screw an old bag.
Weekendy by austin_craver3-23-12 Hey there sexy. What are you doing this weekend? I don't know. What are we doing this weekend? Well, there is a birthday party tonight. As well, I might be house sitting tomorrow night. Hmmmmmm.....could give us some alone time. You're doing it again.
Missing My Snuggle Bunny by austin_craver3-26-12 Hello snuggle bunny. I miss you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so very much! Me too!