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| Allah, it's so good to be back with you! My real life is a burned out post-apocalyptic Hell! | |
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| "The g****fruit of life is juicy, but when you least expect it, it squirts you in the eye." | |
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| You know, only a few seconds have passed, and yet it feels like almost three years. | |
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| "The tomato must ripen on the vine, but don't let it ripen too long, or add an E to the end like Dan Quayle would." | |
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| You've been in the produce aisle all this time, haven't you? | |
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| "The cucumber, though supple, is no substitute for a date on a Friday night." | |
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