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It is said that the man who eats a thousand radishes will have great constipation pains. This, I know, is true.
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by baba
3-14-05
Allah, it's so good to be back with you! My real life is a burned out post-apocalyptic Hell!
"The g****fruit of life is juicy, but when you least expect it, it squirts you in the eye."
You know, only a few seconds have passed, and yet it feels like almost three years.
"The tomato must ripen on the vine, but don't let it ripen too long, or add an E to the end like Dan Quayle would."
You've been in the produce aisle all this time, haven't you?
"The cucumber, though supple, is no substitute for a date on a Friday night."
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