All comics by bamboy

 

by bamboy
2-16-13
Hello fellow citizen. How are you?
Can you talk or? Please answer a robot or they will turn into a fire.
Curse you fellow citizen.
You're welcome.

 

by bamboy
2-16-13
Hey, ya hear 'bout the horse that got away?
Yeah. Poor guy.
You know him?
We both know him.
Oh, we do?
Cripes

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
What are you doing?
What do you think I'm doing?
Praying?
NO! OF COURSE NOT!
I give up.
Of course you do little wussy.

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
Sup
Sup
What are you doing?
Talking to you.
Well, that makes perfect sence.
No, I don't think it does.

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
Nurse after the motorcycle incident exactly 15 minutes ago, my head hurts.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU NO MORE OF THE MOTORCYCLE STUFF!
AND DO YOU LISTEN TOME? OF COURSE NOT!
Now I really have a headache.

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
Yes.
Is your mom home?
I don't live with my mom, Dufus.
Okay.
Jeez, what a chatterbox!

 

WHAT THE HELL! YOU HAVE A SWORD AND I DON'T!?
by bamboy, 5-28-13

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
I am killer bacon!
Who?
Killer bacon!
Come again?
Screw you , bitch.
Okay.

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
What the heck.
Are you flattered?
Well, wouldn't you be?
In case you havn't realized, I'm a penguin.

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
There. I have completed my snowman.
I wonder if he can come alive like on "Frosy the Snowman".
Hey! Get back here!

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
I'd like to make an announcment,
Although, this announcement may wait a few minutes,
Since, the guy in the third row has his shirt off and is singing "King of Rock" by Run DMC.

 

by bamboy
5-28-13
Ah, I slammed my head into that man's penis.
No worries.
What did i tell you. Don't show it.
I'm gonna do this to that man whos head fell in my soft spot.

 

by bamboy
5-29-13
This is really roboty.
Ya telling me?
WOW!
HEY!
Man, God better stop doing that.
Is my hair on fire?

 

by bamboy
5-29-13
Hey asshole, where's my fucking nail.
Hold on Mr. Cuss.
SHIT! give me one right this damn moment!
I've Got one in my hand Mr. Cuss.
Finally that bitch gave me a goddamn nail.
What the hell's your problem Mr. Cuss a.k.a BITCH!

 

How'd ye get frozon in a public restroom?
by bamboy, 5-29-13

 

by bamboy
5-29-13
Hey.
Hello hotty.
What you just call me?
Hotty.
Oh, in that case your one too
*sigh*

 

by bamboy
5-30-13
Sup girlfriend.
What did you just say?
SUP GIRLFRIEND.
oH.
Take your clothes off.
Hey don't touch that.

 

by bamboy
5-30-13
Can you do that in here?
Who me?
Yeah you.
Hm...
Oh yeah...
I love you.

 

Would you like to have sex with me?
Do I know you?
by bamboy, 5-30-13

 

by bamboy
6-06-13
Bless your penis.
What?
I'm a mouse I don't have one.
I think I'm imagining things.
Yoo-hoo. Down here.
Guess not.

 

by bamboy
8-07-13
Freedom!
Now to get outta here.
Does this room ever end?

 

The stupidest person. :)
Your hair is yellow.
It's blonde.
by bamboy, 8-07-13

 

by bamboy
2-22-14
Is something wrong?
No. could you go away, please, ya dumb squirrel?
Wanna be my friend?
Jeez. Can't a squirrel make a friend?

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