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by benmw02190
11-22-03
Hmm...
Hmm?
Pudding.
O_o What the hell?
LMFAO!!11 PUD AND THEN DING!!!11 OMG LOL!!!11

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
Jay meets the horrible scary monster.
WHO ARE YOU?
Hi, scary monster. My name is Jay, I hacked JunkieZNat.
Minutes later...

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
Jay is in heaven...
Awww... man... where am I... ?
Welcome to heaven! What's your name?
The name's Jay.
Jay... jay... Nope, ain't heard of ya. You're in the wrong place.
And then Jay falls into the aybss...
*falling* AHHH!!!!
*other guy* have a nice day! :)

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
Jay has stopped falling.
Oh man... where am I now?
Um, boo. Welcome to hell.
This is hell? Man, this place isn't that bad! It's kinda nice!
Just take a look over there.
Over there...
HIYA!! MESA JAR JAR BINKS! PLEASA FEEL WELCOMED!

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
So... you're satan?
No! He's satan!
MESA NO SATAN! NO SATAN AT ALL! MESA JAR JAR BINKS!
O_o
GET ME OUTTA THIS PLACE!
YOUSA NOT LEAVE THIS PLACE! YOUSA NEEDA STAY HERE!

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
This place sucks. I'm outta here.

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
LMFAO
Purple banana.
DEMOKRATIK BASTUD!!!1
I'm eating myself.
:D
wtf ii'm tlking

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
LMFAO
Purple banana.
DEMOKRATIK BASTUD!!!1
I'm eating myself.
:D
wtf ii'm tlking

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
And now back to the insane story already in progress...
OKAYZIES, LETSA YOUSA AND JAR JAR LOOK AROUNDSA!
Oh no...
OVER THERE YOU FIND SCARIEST PARTS OF HELLSA! :D
NOOOO!!!!!!111
LOL
LOL

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
wang
lol

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
Hello, this is me, Ben.
I thought I'd apoligize for the use of the Asian girls in the I'm scared comic.
It was completely evil, and uncalled for. That is all.
Now... let's see what evils I can create...
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!11
XD XD XD homo
HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
:O
i hav sum bad nuws
wut iz it!!111
OMGzorz
lue has ben shut doun!!11
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOO!
im gona kil myselfz
k

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
And back to Jay...
LET ME OUT OF THIS GOD-AWFUL PLACE!
MESA NO LET YOUSA OUT UNTIL YOU PASSA THE TESTS THREE!
Okay... what are they?
UHHH... MESA NOT KNOW?
... You suck...
MESA NOT REMEMBER EATING WORMS.

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
Okay... so what's the first test?
You gotta watch C-Span.
Easy.
I'M NOT FINISHED! You have to watch it... without falling asleep!
... *yawn* ...
... boring political debate wil be right back after a short break...

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
To make people laugh, ALWAYS use the asian girls, and make them say LOL!
LOL
LOL
Stick in various insults, and swears.
LOL YOUR A HOMO
FUCKING SHIT
And finally, never capitalize a god damn thing right! Viola! A comic!
LOL HOMO FAGGOT LOL FUCKING SHIT GAY
LOL OMG :( YOU SUCK

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
And for those of you who are wondering...
No, I do not have a life.

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03

 

by benmw02190
11-22-03
I'm sorry about that untitled comic. It was a mistake. >_>
That's the punchline?
Why yes. Yes it is.
...

 

by benmw02190
11-23-03
I'm not gonna ask.

 

by benmw02190
11-23-03
I'd like to take a moment to say...
Outboards, you suck. You guys think you're so fucking awesome, but you're not.

 

by benmw02190
11-23-03
Hi, my name's Ben.
No.
But... but...

 

by benmw02190
11-23-03
ur a homo
k.

 

by benmw02190
11-28-03
... try it, it's fun.
Well... I don't know...
... c'mon.
... heh.

 

by benmw02190
11-28-03
... this doesn't fucking make any sense.
... I know.

 

by benmw02190
11-28-03
And know, we interrupt this comic for a special announcement.
POTHEAD
>:(
LOL
LOL :(

 

by benmw02190
11-28-03
... so, uh...
... ah, screw it.

 

by benmw02190
1-12-04
Jay and Outbreakorn
I hacked 6 boards today! I'm so proud!
Wow, that's awesome, Jay!
I attacked LUE2's database 6 times!
whoa, you're hardcore.
So, does this excuse us from the fact that we're both fat nerds with no life... ?
Are you even TRYING?

 

by benmw02190
10-19-20
(SIXTEEN YEARS LATER, THE AUTHOR COMES BACK FROM THE OOZING SLIMEHOLE OF NATURE'S REGRETS)
holy shit what the fuck is this
its your strip creator account from when you were 12 years old
what the fuck. why. this is really bad i cant even bring myself to read some of this shit holy shit
not my problem
to be continued
there's no punchline, i'm just apologizing
you deserve nothing but the crying wastes of cocytus, due to your bad stripcreator comics. well catch ya later

 

by benmw02190
10-19-20
as everything fades into nothing, we fall into the depths...
oof...wha...where...where am i? who's that behind me!?
whats up. it's me, gabe, from the webcomic "penny arcade"
ohhh...i'm in hell. now it all makes sense

 

by benmw02190
10-19-20
IT IS I, SATAN, THE YETZER HARA, THE EXECUTOR OF THE DARK WILL, THE KEEPER OF THE DAMNED
hey. do you know why i'm in hell satan
WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR STRIPCREATOR HISTORY? IT'S FULL OF "LOL RANDOM" INTERNET HUMOR THAT WAS DATED IN 2004. YOU FREQUENTLY MADE COMICS ABOUT FORUMS THAT NOBODY KNEW OR CARED ABOUT
ALSO YOU WERE VERY RUDE AND LITERALLY NONE OF YOUR COMICS HAD PUNCHLINES. YOU FORGOT TO TELL JOKES. SERIOUSLY GO LOOK AT IT
jesus, you're right. i deserve this. i'll start flogging myself
HEY I APPRECIATE IT. REALLY HELPS STREAMLINE THE PROCESS

 

by benmw02190
10-19-20
some time later...
this whole flogging myself thing is getting old. honestly, i need to find a way to get out of here... i know!!
the grim reaper i challenge you to a duel for my immortal soul
WHAT. NO. THAT'S STUPID

 

by benmw02190
10-19-20
YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GOING TO WALTZ INTO HELL AND CASUALLY CHALLENGE ME TO A DUEL?
WELL, DID YOU EVER ACTUALLY STOP TO THINK ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS? LIKE THE FACT THAT WE ALREADY HAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL? THAT WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE?
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY OFFER US THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR LITTLE PROPOSAL INTERESTING? WE'RE AGENTS OF GOD -- HE IS OMNIPOTENT! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER US
AND DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THAT THE TERMS OF YOUR LITTLE DUEL ARE UNENFORCEABLE AND STUPID
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. YOU UTTER IMBECILE. YOU BELONG HERE. YOU BELONG HERE.
...god, sorry. i'll get back to the flogging.

 

by benmw02190
10-19-20
hm. if i could just get some sort of stand-in...
look, i've played chrono trigger. i know a thing or two about this sort of thing. time's all messed up here... i just need a method to utilize that
36 SECONDS OF SEARCHING LATER...
...well, how narratively convenient
WELCOME TO THE HELL TIME MACHINE. DO NOT USE. YOU ARE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM
okay...if i can just get a bioidentical copy of myself from here...
UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED. PLEASE STOP USING THE MACHINE. I WILL ASK NICELY AND IF YOU CONTINUE I WILL GIVE YOU A STERNLY WORDED LECTURE

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