No, I'm actually 100% drug/alcohol-free, thankyouverymuch.

Author: benohki

Date: May 12, 2001

by benohki
5-12-01
I would like to conduct bizarre sexual experiments on you.
Who WOULDN'T want to?
If this makes no sense to you...
Wow. I never ate like that in my LIFE!
Bling Bling, biatch.
...you haven't had enough to drink yet.
I have now become a penguin with a bondage fetish.
Well then why don't you EAT ME!?