R.C.L.- WARNING!!! DO NOT READ THIS!!! IT'S STUPID!!!

Author: bigworm

Date: January 27, 2012

by bigworm
1-27-12
What's going on here anyway? How come I can't move? These squirrels must have drugged me.
Okay everyone... while our guest is immobilized, please form a line, and don't forget your acorns!
OMG!!! They're going to pelt me to death with acorns! This could be horrible!
Now when it's your turn, stick your acorns up his ass! The one with the acorn that makes him shit is the winner, and God loves him the most!
*Whew*, what a relief! This might even be fun!
Then line up again with your spoons, and feed him his own shit! The one who makes him vomit wins, and God loves him the most!