APPLY IN PERSON!

Author: bigworm

Date: May 26, 2013

by bigworm
5-26-13
Hello, I am 'E-Monk'. I would like to join your sect. I enjoy suffering and being struck with a big staff. I am also dyslexic. Will you accept me?
Yes of course we will accept you. You may come any time.
There is a new 'wannabe monk' here to see you. He calls himself 'E-monk'.
Don't be so rude and unfriendly. He's dyslexic. Send him in to see me.
'Sup?
Are you willing to substitute rice for bananas?