CC 535: WHY MEN LIKE BEING RELIGIOUS LEADERS!-1

Author: bigworm

Date: May 27, 2013

by bigworm
5-27-13
Honey, we must follow the 'Word of God'. The Bible says "And all the women shall take their man's serpent up their chubby butts."
But my butt isn't 'chubby', plus it's really tight, and it would hurt.
I just checked the Hebrew word for 'chubby', and it also means 'tight'.
But it's gonna' hurt real bad, plus my butt's cherry. Plus I've had the 'runs' goin' on a week now.
I know, and I want you to know that the serpent is pretty excited about all that, even though it makes me sick to my stomach.
Boy oh boy! If you hadn't founded the 'I Hate Dirty Serpents' club just last week, I'd think you were trying to trick me.