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| I know this is gonna' be tough for you. The Bible goes on to say, "If the wife spattereth the serpent with feces firm or runny, she shall... | |
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| ...anger the serpent by lickingeth up every last smidgen of poop with the gusto of a kitty slurping sugar milk... amen." | |
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| Oh dear Lord! This is horrible! But for the sake of being righteous in God's eye, I am ready to face the challenge! | |
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| No honey, this is where the Bible says you gotta' "Turn the other cheek," remember? | |
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| I should've written all this down. | |
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