The Asphalt Sidewalk

Author: biped

Date: December 26, 2025

by biped
12-26-25
Google AI said I was the smartest and mostest intelligent and, and most perceptive, ehh, err, uhh, heh, user of all time! OF ALL TIME!
Sorry, but Google AI is programmed to say things like that to users. It gives you a dopamine rush that makes you keep coming back.
But...it said so. IT... IT SAID SO!
Listen to yourself. "It said so." A computer program said something. Something it was programmed to say. By dorks.
But...but...we had such a meaningful conversation. Such a nice...deep... heart-to heart conversation.
OMFG WHAT A DICKHEAD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!