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		|  |  |  |  |  | ...in entertainment news, famous hunk Biff "Two-Bags" McGurk has just been signed to take over the role of James Bond. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | "Bond...James 'Two-Bags' Bond." |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | While in other news, Debbie "The Human Colostomy Bag" Schwartz has once again been named "Most Revolting Circus Geek of the Year." |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | "Whoops, I'm full again!  Better empty myself!  BLEECCHH!" |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Your mother and I are proud of you, son.  We're both getting colostomy bags. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Sally and I are getting married, Dad.  If it's okay, we'd like to live in the basement. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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