Bob and Elaine's Modern Relationship Problems

by biped
10-13-09
"OLD...MAN... RIBBERRRRR...HE SEE DAT OL' CHARIOT SWINGIN' LOW..."
Oh my GOD, Bob--this is HORRIBLE!!! PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!!
First, it's the bouncing around and vibrating. Now, the singing.
Bob, I'm afraid there's no biblical passage covering bionic testicles.
You want me to replace them with... DOG TESTICLES???
If it will save my relationship with Elaine...yes.

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