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The Wonderful Adventures Of Captain Chip

by biped
9-29-04
I -- I'm putting on the naughty French maid outfit, Captain Wanker, just like you asked... I hope you like -- hey! The door's locked!
Darn right it is, you SEX-CRAZED WHACKO! Captain Chip HATES you! And, just for the record, CAPTAIN WANKER hates you, too! GOOD DAY, SIR!
Later...
I can't believe I need ANOTHER hernia operation! Will I never be shed of this awful Captain Wanker character?
Ahh, this time the script is really good, Cap! You'll love it! And the guy who wrote it will also be directing and starring in it with you! Here he is now!
OH MY GOD!!! YOU!!! AND YOUR ACHING, YEARNING LOINS!!!
AT LAST WE CONSUMMATE OUR FORBIDDEN LOVE, MY PRECIOUS CAPTAIN!!! LET THE EXTENSIVE REHEARSALS BEGIN!!!

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