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The Wonderful Adventures Of Captain Chip

by biped
5-06-07
Oh, Captain Chip! Thank you for saving me from the evil Doctor--
CUT! Excuse me, Kristy--something suddenly came up. Back in a jiff!
Look, the studio is thinking of replacing you with The Rock and turning this into a "Die Hard" clone.
Ngggfff...NO!!! I can "die harder" than that limp noodle! I just need a second to...to... UNNNNGGGHH!!!
Oh, Captain Chip, thank you for--OH MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
I CAN'T HELP IT!!! MY TESTICLES CONSTANTLY GENERATE FREAKISH QUANTITIES OF SEMEN, AND --UNNNNNGGGGH!!!

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