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| "Wank." Oh, how I hate that word. It's stupid and it should die. If I never hear that disgusting word again, it'll be too-- | |
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| Oh, boy! It's CAPTAIN WANKER! Yippee!!! | |
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| (AHEM!) The name is CAPTAIN CHIP, little girl! I only did those awful gay porn videos to pay for my hernia opera-- | |
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| PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN AND WANK IT, CAPTAIN WANKER!!! WANK!!! WANK!!! WANK!!! | |
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| YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAA!!! NFF...NFF... UNGGGGGHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! I'm...pa...thetic... (wee-hee-heeeep) | |
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| Eww...well, there goes Chili Dog Tuesday. | |
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