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| (gulp) That was AWFUL! Oh, and my pants are dripping with..."goo"...I'll have to duck into this building and take them off! | |
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| There, that's bet--YAAAAAAAA!!! | |
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| And the prophet said unto them--HOLY BUFFALO SHIT ON A PIXIE STICK!!! | |
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| "Tonight, on 'America's Most Embarrassing Hidden Camera Videos'...a CAPTAIN WANKER SPECIAL! | |
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| That's Captain CHIP, darn it--OH, MY GOD, THEY EVEN GOT A CLOSE-UP OF MY TESTICLES!!! | |
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