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| "ME WANT MORE EGGS, BACON, AND WAFFLES!!! HURRY UP AND COOK MORE, BIG FAT UGLY BITCH-HOG!!! WOOF-WOOF!!!" | |
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| "SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!! ME STILL HUNGRY!!! ME KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND WOLF THEM DOWN NOW!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!" | |
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