All comics by blasphemous

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by blasphemous
5-09-01
I really like fire..
Maybe I should check it out...
Dumbass.
Bad Move.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Gobble Gobble.
What?
Gobble Gobble.
Quit talking jibberish.
Gobble Gobble?
Fuck off.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Want to ride my horse?
Is that a sexual innuendo?
No.
Then what did you mean?
He was talking about me.
You're not a horse.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
These computers are so confusing... ANOTHER BLUE SCREEN!! JESUS CHRIST!!
Yes?
Dammit, go away you fucking jew..
My dad is God. Don't piss me off.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
What the FUCK are YOU supposed to be?
I'm the one-earred rabbit.
You look like a dick.
Well, I'm not.
Don't worry.. I get that all the time.
Yeah, but is it normal for them to want to fellate your ears?

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Ahh, finally done.. All those nails secure?
I suppose, but you forgot one.
Umm.. Left hand.. Right hand.. Feet.. No, I got them all..
No, no.. Come closer and I'll tell you what you forgot.. Come closer.. Closer.. Closer... BOO!!!!
You bastard.
Kickass.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
You're so sweet!
She wants to fuck.
You're being an asshole.
She's on her period.
Let's just be friends.
She wants to fuck... BAD!

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Hi. I'm Jesus. I died for your sins.
Flashes and bangs that would be translated into a time machine
Don't bother.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
---Nothing---
What are you thinking about?
Nothing
Oh.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Have you seen my horse?
...
Uhh.. Hello? What are you looking at?
...
Have you seen my horse?

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
???
WWWWHHHAAAASSSUUPP!!!!!!!

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Quit farting!
:)

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
The first rule of fight club is...
What?
Nevermind.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Nice mullet.
Thanks.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Do you want down from there?
Not really.
Are you sure? Here, I'll just give you a little push...
*sigh*
******************* CRASH! ******************
You little shit.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
I just took a hit of acid..
Really?
Are you feeling anything yet?
Heh heh :)

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
I am 3l33t!
I hate it when people use numbers in their words to try to look like expert computer users.
But I am an 3li73 hax0r!
Die.

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
John explores his new-fangled mirror technology...
Okay, it says that you use the mirror normally and it shows you yourself.. But with one push of a button it shows you how you really want to be..
*** BEEP ***
Shit.
:)

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Who farted?
Heh heh :)

 

by blasphemous
5-09-01
Red Hair?
Does the carpet match the curtains?

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
Oh girl, I love you like all the world.. You are so beautiful to me.. I want to be with you forever.. I.. I.. Uh.. Er..
Yes???
**Welcome to the Love Cliche' Site!**
--BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH--
Ah fuck it.

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
Do you have any idea how much THIS hurts?
Ouch.
Told you.

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Hey! Don't take Christ's name in vain!
Nevermind.

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
He says, "You're the most beautiful woman on this earth":
Yeah right.
Maybe I'll score.
He says, "Will you marry me?":
He wants to be with me forever!
If I don't do it now she'll stop giving me ass.
He says, "That chick is good looking":
Oh shit, he's going to hook up with her and leave my ugly ass in the dust.
Oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have said that.

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
First Rule of fight club: You do not talk about fight club..
Okay.... What were we talking about?
Well, I was just talking about fight club and how we don't talk abo... Wait a minute..
This poses a real problem..
*sigh*

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
Look.. Those people are looking at us.. I think they're expecting something funny.
Well, it's not going to happen this time! Not THAT easy!
Did you know your beard is blue?

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
After much debate about where I should go with this comic, I simply left it alone.. Just look at it for a while.. You'll get it.

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
What are we looking at?
I don't know.
Let's try a different pose.
Ok.
I don't think it worked.
Me neither.

 

by blasphemous
5-10-01
I'm looking to kill the guy who made up that stupid "All your base are belong to us" shit. This is my nuclear warhead to do it with.
I'm just going to strap this saddle on this here rocket and shoot myself into his living room.
Of course my inability to move inpedes me even more so once again.

 

by blasphemous
5-12-01
Quit looking at me that way.
I said quit it.
Fuck this, I'm outta here!
Did I leave the oven on?

 

by blasphemous
5-12-01
LOVE BOAT!!
Fuck, here he goes with the show tunes again...

 

by blasphemous
5-12-01
Will you love me long time?
Sure.

 

by blasphemous
5-12-01
Why'd the chicken sit on the stool?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!! --------- Ahh, fuck you, I didn't think it was funny either.

 

by blasphemous
5-12-01
I knew I should've listened when mom said if I made a silly face it'd stay that way.
What are you staring at?

 

by blasphemous
5-12-01
This is some good weed.
Killer.

 

by blasphemous
5-13-01
What do you get when you cross Dale Earnhardt with a wall?
FIRE!

 

by blasphemous
5-14-01
All this school violence.. Jeezus, it's getting out of hand..
I mean, back in the fifties we were using knives, now the class of 2000 uses guns.. What the hell is the class of 2001 going to use? Nuclear weapons?
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
Apparently evolution works in reverse.

 

by blasphemous
3-15-03
Howdy?
Sup nigga?

 

by blasphemous
3-15-03
Worship Satan.
Do Drugs and have unprotected Sex.
See kids, Rock and Roll is bad. Take it from me, OJ.

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