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by blueyoohoo
7-26-04
Hey, Bucky!
Hello, Pat! Say, what's that disgusting smell?
My poopy pants. I really overdid it with the bran muffins this morning.
!
Again.
Must...roll...in...poopy...pants....

 

by blueyoohoo
7-28-04
We never talk anymore.
Don't you still love me?
Well?

 

by blueyoohoo
7-29-04
Hey, baby.
Ew. Your very nature disgusts me to my core, pig.
How you doin'?
*crunchmunchcrunch* Look, porky, I am repulsed by you and cannot fathom any situation in which you would ever have a chance with me. Take a hike, stinky.
Come here often?
Let's screw.

 

by blueyoohoo
7-30-04
Repent, and you shall be saved.
ROWR!
Come again?
GRROARGH!
I'm sorry - I still didn't catch that.
Brother, can you spare a throat lozenge?

 

by blueyoohoo
7-30-04
Come here, you. We've got a job to do.
Neigh!
I'm not fooling around here. Time to saddle up!
Neigh!
Don't make me whup you, Blackie.
Try it, asshole.

 

by blueyoohoo
8-03-04
Hi! We're the default comic characters for stripcreator.com.
That means that we always appear when you want to make a new comic.
We're really happy to be here every time you feel creative.
God, I just want to die.
Good luck trying to think of something funny for us to say.
You got that shit right.

 

by blueyoohoo
8-04-04
Hey, Bob! How you doin'?
Bad, man. My hemorrhoids are just killing me.
And my testicles hurt, too.
Spent the night in jail again, huh?
*sob* And has Deke called me even once since I've been out? No! *sob* Men are pigs!

 

by blueyoohoo
8-05-04
Howdy, Shane.
Howdy, Bob.
I need a hug.

 

by blueyoohoo
8-13-04
Bob and Shane figure out how to become invisible!
This is going to be great! Girl's locker room, here we come!
Heh. Those gals'll never know there are two naked cowboys in their midst!
Wait - you're naked?
Well, sure. Aren't you?
I'm outta here.
Rats.

 

by blueyoohoo
8-13-04
Hey, Murph! What's in the bag?
Mushrooms I bought from Crazy Lou down on the corner. I guess he's selling fresh produce now.
From Crazy Lou the drug dealer, you mean?
What?

 

by blueyoohoo
8-15-04
Hello. I love you.
Wow! I totally love you, too!
But, alas, our love is impossible.
Yeah, I know!
Hi.
Hello!

 

by blueyoohoo
8-26-04
Howdy, Skip.
Hey, Charlie.
Good acorn crop this year, huh? I've never seen so many of the suckers before! Just laying around, ripe for the picking. Acorns, roast acorns, acorn pie, boiled acorns...
???
HAH HAH HAH! They're all mine! MINE! I'm a g...nay, THE God of Acorns. Bow before me, bucktoothed bowel-biter! HAH HAH HAH HAH Heh heh huh hoo. Whoo.
Nutcase.

 

by blueyoohoo
8-30-04
Hands up!
Oh crap!
*whine*
Death, I embrace thee.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...
Uh, excuse me? I just leaked some oil in my pants. Can I go now?

 

by blueyoohoo
8-31-04
Sometime, when I eat bananas, my ears itch.
Really?
Yup. And sometimes I hallucinate and irrationally act out some pretty weird fantasies.
No kidding? What hallucinations are you seeing now?
Nun.
Oh good.

 

by blueyoohoo
9-01-04
Seasons don't fear the reaper...Nor do the wind the sun or the rain (we can be like they are)...Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)...Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper)...We'll be able to fly
Baby I'm your m-a-a-a-a-n...La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la...don't fear the reaper!
Hi.
Oh crap.

 

by blueyoohoo
9-01-04
Hello, chaps!

 

by blueyoohoo
9-07-04
Cow and Duck undergo diversity training...
Quack.
Moo.
Quack.
Please stop.

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