Santa! someone's trying to sully your good name! while doing your taxes, i found falsified documents showing large cash sums deposited to your account by drug cartels every December 26th!
Ho Ho Holy Fuckbean! you'll have to tell my lawyer about this! he'll know what to do!
...deposited every December 26th! he said you'd know what to do, being his lawy... ...wait, if you're a lawyer, why are you wearing a labcoat?
he looks good, doc. chop him off at the knees, fit him for a costume, and send him over to the workshop with the others.
