All comics by boomonster27

 

by boomonster27
2-26-03
you ladies are so perverted
Hey Amanda, Will you peel Rico's orange?
Um, No. I don't like the way that sounds
She just wont give in to her feelings.
Why not? I know you want to.
Um, I don't think so.
She'll never give in.
Fine don't, You know you are hurting Rico's feelings.
Oh, I love Rico so much.

 

by boomonster27
2-26-03
Just tell me god dammit
Hey Brianna, will you tell me that thing?
NO WAY.
Just tell me.
Please.
I'm gonna kill you?
Here we go.
I'll do anything you want.
Really?

 

by boomonster27
2-26-03
What is going on?
So what do you want me to do?
Hm, let me think.
10 minutes later.
So what is it?
Um, how about wake up?
Too bad for Jay.
Crap it was just a dream and I still don't know.

 

by boomonster27
2-26-03
Here we go again.
So Brianna, do you want to go out sometime?
Um, maybe.
2 minutes later.
How about now?
Hmm, maybe.
1 minute after that.
How about now?
God dammit! How about we say we did, but don't

 

by boomonster27
2-26-03
Kaeli is such a bitch.
Hey Kaeli, Jay asked me out again.
That butthead.
She really is.
I think I should really go out once.
No don't.
Or is she?
I got to go.
I wish Jay liked me, he is so sexy.

 

by boomonster27
2-26-03
Who really won?
Me and the fat freshman beat you.
No you didn't.
We can only find out tommorow
Yeah we did.
No you didn't.
Dammit she always gets me.
We did infinity.
No you didn't infinity plus one.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
This morning.
Hi Amanda.
I'm not talking to you.
I am really sorry.
How are you Amanda?
Ignore him and he'll go away.
You could just ask.
Bye Amanda.
It worked.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
At lunch.
Brianna will you peel my orange?
Let me go run away and have spies check if he has left yet.
Kaeli is such a bitch.
Hi Kaeli.
Go away Brianna doesn't like you and stop with the oranges.
Next week.
Hey Brianna, will you peel my banana?
Oh god.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
Kaeli, ha.
Hey Kaeli, did you know you are a bitch.
Yes I did.
haha
Hey Kaeli, did you know you are rude like Kyle?
Yes I did.
hahaha
Hey Kaeli, did you know you are really a man?
Yes I did.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
You ladies wish.
So Mo, you know me and the fat kid won.
No you didn't. Me and Katie won.
Katie's true form.
Haha. Jay thinks he won today.
That is funny. I'm Katie, I never lose.
Its the way it really is.
Thank god he wont be in shcool tommorow. I hate him so much.
Me too. He should go die.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
Lets do it.
I have an idea. Lets get freshman girls or lower to go out with us.
Yeah. A couple of douches like us should be able to get them.
Here we go.
I got a seventh grader on my bus. Who do you have?
I got some freshman.
Rico loves Amanda.
Rico who did you get?
Amanda Knapp looks like she's twelve, so can she count?

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
Everyday.
Rico talkt to Amanda Knapp on the bus.
No way. She wont even look at me.
Rico you know you want to.
Sit with her so you can do her.
I don't want to.
I knew it.
Rico, you are such a pussy.
I'm too scared, but i want to so bad.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
Its true.
Hey Brianna you know you are really hot?
Yes I did.
Its very true.
Look at her. She is so hot. I wish I could be with someone that hot.
I'm so hot. I'm never gonna let Jay get me.
Its the most true thing ever.
Does she know how hot she really is?
i wish i could let him get me.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
It is
Really its different.
How is it different?
Really
I don't know it just is.
No it isn't. It is exactly the same.
Just take my word for it
No its not. Me liking someone and Rico maybe liking someone is extremely different. In one case it is me and the other it is Rico.
You're such a douche. It is the exact same.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
Its true.
I'm so hot.
It really is.
I'm so hot.
Its so true.
I'm so hot.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
You should
Amanda, I am really sorry for what I put you through. I didn't mean to put you through anything bad and I hope you realize how sincere I am.
I don't believe you.
I'm being serious here
Really, you don't deserve what I did to you and I hope that I can repay you in anyway you think appropriate.
He'll do anything for me.
Its no joke.
So do you forgive me?
What should I make him do?

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
So Amanda, do you like Rico?
No.
Amanda said she likes you.
Really? I think I'll actually talk to her.
Just do it.
You should sit with her on the bus.
I'm scared.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
Haha
You piece of crap. I'm gonna kill you.
What did I do?
Hahaha
You told me Amanda really likes me and I sat with her on the bus.
You really did?
Its what would happen.
Yeah and she didn't look at me and she told me to fuck off and to go kill myself and she said she hates me.
So it went better than usual.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
How will I make it up to Amanda?
I could give her a note and tell her Rico proabably doens't really like her.
Or I could just stop talking to her and making fun of her.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
I could sing her a song. No thats gay.
I could give her fruit for resiprosity.
Or I could go kill myself and see if that makes her happy.

 

by boomonster27
2-27-03
No killing myself wont allow me to be with Brianna. Hmmm.
I could try to become friends with her and tell her I'm sorry at least twice a day.
Thats it.
I think that may work. I'll try that.

 

by boomonster27
3-02-03
Hi my names Jay. I am a douche. I am crap. I am lower than that.
I make fun of other people because I am not comfortable with myself. I am really an idiot and have no way of making myself feel good other than by making other people feel bad.
I should go kill myself.

 

by boomonster27
12-29-03
hi my name's lisa. i'm actually a turtle who lost his shell.
what an idiot.
i'm an incestous lesbian.
I dont even wanna know what she's thinking.
OOh man thats my cousin, I want her soooo bad.
she's looking at me again. someone help

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