All comics by breyna

 

by breyna
11-18-09
Sunday afternoon at Russ's house.
... tune in next Sunday.
Hmmmm
While walking one day, Russ bumps into Father O'Malley.
Father, there's this great breaded carpenter whose only job was to help others and I've been listening to him every Sunday.
That's great my son ! So, you've found Jesus?
No, I was talking about Bob Villa you asshole.
Agh, fuck!

 

by breyna
11-18-09
You know what? I've noticed alot of border patrol around here lately, especially downtown.
Whatsup wit that, Ben?
You know what? I have too.
Hhmmmmmm...
Guess we gotta keep our eyes on those sneaky Canadian's, Aye.

 

by breyna
11-19-09
After some heavy thinking and reading, Johnny enlightens Karl on the ways of the world.
I just read this awesome story about how people had become so wicked that God sent a great flood to destroy everyone.
Oh yea, really.
Yea, only one man and woman was allowed to survive, and from them the world was made anew.
Cool. That's the stroy of Noah's ark right?
No, you moron. It's the greek flood myth.
What? You mean the Bible isn't the only one with a flood story?

 

by breyna
11-19-09
After another round of bad tests.
You know what your kids problem is? You don't know how to take tests and study properly.
Did you kids even read your book? Brandon, what is chiasmata?
I don't know? What's chias-mata with you?

 

by breyna
11-19-09
Father O' Malley vists skidrow.
Son, are you ready to be saved and purified through the body and blood of Christ?
Yea, don't you guys drink wine every Sunday?
No, my son. That is the blood of Christ, which is transformed along with the bread into the body and blood of Christ.
So, you mean that dude's blood is wine? Man, he must be wasted all the time.
Wow.

 

by breyna
11-19-09
Another office debate with Melvin and Blue
I can't stand people who buy foriegn cars. They are anit- American if you ask me.
Is that right?
Yea.
Can I ask you where your shoes and clothes are made?
Ummmm... well, Vietnam and ummm Cambodia, but that don't count !
Ah ha, that's what I thought. Your whole fuckin' wardrobe is foriegn! You talk about people driving foriegn cars and your whole fuckin' wardrobe is foriegn you asshole.

 

by breyna
11-22-09
Monday at the watering hole 65 million years ago.
Did you see what T-Rex was wearing?
OMG...No,what?
Ooooo shit! I dropped my cigarette!

 

by breyna
11-22-09
Yea...so Lucifer this whole favorite angel thing ain't workin' out. I've kinda' found someone new.
Yea, Jesus here will be taking your place as my right hand man. I moved you to a nice office down stairs and I need you to turn in your wings and sword when you leave.
I guess this new job shouldn't be so bad... I'm sure people will still love me.

 

by breyna
11-22-09
Nice costume! Your sure to win the contest.
Thanks, boss.
Man, thats a real lookin' skeleton outfit, where did you get it from?
I'm not a skeleton!
Well then in gods name what are you supposed to be?
I'm America's next top model, duh.

 

by breyna
11-22-09
Yea, Jesus...I think the gig is up.
What do you mean?
Well... the people on Earth have discovered over 300 other planets and soon they may discover other possiable forms of life.
So, Im gonna need you to go to all those other planets now before they realize their not alone.
I don't have to sacrifice myself 300 more times, do I?

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