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| Look, YOU hired me to kill a hooker, duct tap her vajay-jay, and throw her in the landfill! I'm a METHOD ACTOR and I have to get into my roles! | |
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| Dude, when we hired you to do this movie I said that you would be in some scenes killing time by throwing away my old VHS tapes of T.J. Hooker. You really ARE shitty at this job! | |
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| So I lured that guy Ron over to your house and killed the bastard when he said he was fucking your wife. Hey, wait, you said you'd have a camera crew outside the house! Where the hell is everyone?? | |
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| And CUT! Thank you, Mr. Blake. I gotta go take a drive now. | |
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