Planet WTF 02

Cast of Recurring Characters on Planet WTF: The Kain (Creator), President Deuce, Wuglia (Like Santa), AJ Squirrel (merc for hire), AJS Company (merc team), Officer Tandynuts (good), Bizarro Officer Tandynuts (evil), Karma-saur, Mr. T. Chicken (asshole), The Masses (theater seats). Other characters are misc...

(Planet WTF) Why Did the Chicken Cross Plymouth Rock?

by brycekain
7-30-14


	Ok, Mr. Xbox or whatever the hell your last name is, why are you here?


	First.... why do you live in an old school house?


	Why do I live anywhere? I'm just a chicken, right? And I just happen to be in America. Chickens are NOT Americans! We are a people who formerly were kidnaped and brought to America!


	Our forefathers weren't the Pilgrims. We didn't land on Plymouth Rock; the rock was landed on us. We were brought here against our will; we were not brought here to be made citizens!


	Listen, I don't mind you preaching to the choir, but cover songs aren't allowed, cracker.

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