*chuckles* No, sir. This is a tampon recycle center. We never re-use anything with any amount of blood or dna on it. We throw that stuff out in the biohazard tank in the back.
But the only tank behind this building is for thrown out abortions and fat from Beverly Hills liposuction clinics.
It's the economy, sir. We have to share medical waste drop-off containers. I swear, if Obama wasn't in office....
I'm not sure whether I should be hungry or become a Repulbican.
Why not be both? Can't be any worse than being Larry Craig.
