Giraldo Rivera for Fox News! Though you keep denying allegations that you are Pandeist, the rumors still exist. Is there anything you want to say to the public?
*SIGH* YES! I'm Pandeist! I tried starting drama so my comics would stay relevant. I failed. Please... respect my family's privacy in our hour of crisis.
But, sir. You're NOT Pandeist. Why did you lie to him like that?
It's simple. You feed them the answer they want to hear and usually they go away.
I wonder if he could fulfill my panty waste fantasy?
