Since you smoke medical marijuana, I will not give you your psychiatric prescriptions. All that stuff is quackery and can mess up your head.
Look, I know that as a modern-day psychiatrist you are woefully misinformed, but you have to allow for it with your patients since it's legal. We're just going to have to agree to disagree.
It has been known to aggrivate certain mental disorders and can cause schizophrenia in some patients.
I don't believe that is accurate, doc. Have you ever tried medical marijuana? Or even researched it on any level beyond superficiality?
You're not going to shut up and let me give you your pills, are you?
At the expense of imbecilic ignorance? I'm having too much fun here.
