Thank you for coming to the FBI evidence room. I have a few questions for you.
I am the most transparent person you will ever meet.
Mr. President we have found evidence that you have a twin brother. A surveillance tape was made of the two of you and it puts him in kind of an awkward position.
Now you're just spreading fake news. I'll tell all my constituents about you and you'll never work in this town again.
Well I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but I've already seen the tape.
