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by bugmenot
3-26-05
Osama and George W's son.
Hey... you're a terrorist right?
No. Me explode Whitehouse.
????

 

by bugmenot
6-04-05
you feel the funk you feel the rhythm
oh my fucking god, there be not a reason to LIVE
shut up and hold this
what?
warm, peculiar, and sensual
you're every camp counselour, and a thousand reocurring dreams. i can't.

 

by bugmenot
6-04-05
I'm so sorry...
...
:weep:
Listen asshole stop your whimpering and sew me back together.
Will you ever forgive me mom?
No son you out of the will.

 

by bugmenot
6-04-05
this, this is clever
more influential than anal in the morning
MR. DOJO rising , MR .DOJO RISING
HUHHHH are you even listening?
deuce is fuckin pregnant deuce is fuckin pregnant
why you say everything twice you fuckin 90210 freak magnet ..bring the mothafuckin tuckas.

 

by bugmenot
6-04-05
You make me dumb fucking stupid. You make me in a pink dress. I am wounds against my mother's eyes.
This is correct. You are quite the genius.
I just wish it didn't hurt so much.
You are a sight for sore ass.
You are a sore ass for my sightly eyes.
And I am a mutant with subsonic speed. Consider yourself raped.

 

by bugmenot
6-24-05
thats not nice! Hey Butch
I love you man!
Thats better!

 

by bugmenot
6-24-05
I need money!
Hmm... Where have my nails gone...
Barry attempts to make money...
aaarrrrggghhhh!!! The Pain
ow! More pain!

 

by bugmenot
6-30-05
Now give me this pill
It says not to apply on hemoroïds
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M PSYCHEDELEIK
what hive a done?
later...
GG
1337

 

by bugmenot
7-09-05
Cowboys.....
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Raping 8 year olds for 100 years
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by bugmenot
9-14-05
bleeding sphincter
BRAAAAINS
rectal prolapse
urethral discharge

 

by bugmenot
10-05-05
I... I don't know what happened.
Oh! is that a wallet?
I can't go to jail!! I'll kill myself first!!
Do you have a kleenex? I need to wipe this junk off my shoes.
New Orleans Police 2005
Shouldn't you read me my rights?
It's almost quitting time. Want to go for a beer instead?

 

by bugmenot
10-16-05
Well that was a failure
o rly?

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
I'm gonna r4pe you!
OH NO!
Just kidding! you're on my new camera show! theres a camera there> and theres a camera there<<
I dont see any cameras...
>:)
:O

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
So are you gonna talk or am i gonna have to make you talk?
You'll never get a word out of me murtaugh! im faithful to the dragon.
WHERES THE DIAMOND!?
Tony has it.
Fuck.

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
OH I SAY IS THAT NOT THE BIGGEST FLOOR EVER
I'M SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED BY MY LACK OF COLOR COORDINATION
THAT GUY GOT KILLED IN THE FACE
CHECK OUT MY NOT BLOODY AXE
I'M DEPRESSED BECAUSE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TREES FOR AN EFFECTIVE BARNRAISING
WHAT THE HELL'S AN AMISH GUY DOING HERE

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Mister Craig!
What is it?!
I just saw your cousin brians commercial on TV
OH Yeah?! how did you like it?
Brians patios and awnings?! more like brians patios and yawnings, fall colors during spring, hay nigger please.
Well your'e honest i'll give you that HONEST AND STUPID. Oh...Brian...?

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Yes....?
Why dont you ask miguel what he thought of your commercial...
Well..what did you think?
I hated it.

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
aww...Hes just jokin
No for real..
Common man....
totally...
man for real....
serious.

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Ok ok thats enough we need to stop quarreling amonst ourselves! we have a prisoner here to interrogate, what do you think we should do to get it out of him?
I think we should make him use my big green mouth as a human toilet, i mean, im not gay i just think it would freak him out, freak him out into telling us - yeah?
Well i think we should make him jack my horn off into randys mouth then have randy snowball it back into my mouth
Well randys not here, what else you got?

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
I dunno i still think we should do the human toilet i think it would freak him the fuck out!
PLUS IM HUNGRY FOR SHIT

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Im sorry if i can interrupt for just a second i have a suggestion!
Why dont you all poo and then smash the poo up till its like a horde ball and throw it at my face as hard as you can, i dunno im just throwin things out here
PLUS IM HUNGRY FOR SHIT

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Quite you fools i've got a plan! why dont we all put our mental energy together and make him imagine what would life be like without the word - 'the'
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Yeah Right, and I'M THE FAG

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Igor! where did the creature vanish!
I do not know master, But i will try lure it back with my huge igortits
Must.....squeeze...huge...igortits
Its working master!
Haha capitan el bacon! i have recaptured you once more!
Damn you evil professor! I will terminate your evil scheme to takeover the world with an army of bacons if its the last thing i do!

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Soy una mosca española, eso es chistoso porque es también el nombre de una droga de la violación durante una cita amorosa
Did you just say that you are a spanish fly and that is funny because it is also the name of a date rape drug?
Yes, yes i did, But i did not expect you would know spanish, but now the fact that i drugged your drink does matter since i am now forced to kill you, But do not worry you will still be raped
?!
So your'e saying you saw her leaving with a black guy
Yes, Definately black.

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
IM LAMPROBOT MAN!
I HAVE A FUCKING LAMP ON MY HEAD! THAT MAKES ME LAMPROBOT MAN, AND IF I REPEAT THAT FOR 10 MINUTES ON SNL THAT IS FUNNY AND I DESERVE TO GET 20 MILLION FOR SHITTY MOVIES WITH ROB SCHNIDER
SANDLER. MUST DIE.

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Hello renowned rapist spanish fly, would you like you to come in my house where i live all by myself?
Hola puta! i like your tetas, of fucking course ill come in
So did you rape her after you killed her or before?
You are about to find out puta!
Black guy?
Black guy.

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
Haha spanish fly! i finally captured you after you tried to rape igor cause of her huge igortits, your reign of rapes ends here
You'll never be rid of me evil professor, NEVA
Ah! you wretched gringo! you turned me into a black guy!
I will now set you free and let you destroy yourself!
TO BE CONTIUNED
Must...rape...
?

 

by bugmenot
11-22-05
If you are watching this with watching the previous, you are a cockfag
AHA! I finally caught you!
Blast!
Thats right mr black guy! you have raped you last igortits, in prison YOU'll be the igortits
que?! its me! spanish fly!!
To be....Continuned?
Igor! thanks for visiting! you must tell the police what has befallen to me and help me regain my previous body!
Neva! you raped my tetas!

 

by bugmenot
11-23-05
WATCH PREVIOUS EPISODES
I sense a redheaded nurse with huge tits, I MUST LOCATE THE SOURCE
Capitan El Bacon! i know you would come to set your fellow amigo free!
Wait what? i mean, of fucking course thats what i came to do. But did you did happen to see a redheaded nurse with huge tits around here?
You bet my temporarily black ass i did. It was the wretched igor, the evil professor assistant, but the puta is gone now
Wretch! i missed her. wait just a fucking minute your'e not even spanish! but i suppose i will still set you free since im not gonna land in any red landing strips anyways

 

by bugmenot
11-23-05
Thanks alot capitan! but say, how did you manage escape the professors laboratory after you were captured
Well it bored the shit out of me to write a daring escape so i simply skipped to the part where i am free and on the hunt for red carpet. but now i must go, so poof im gone
Yes! now i must find the evil professor, regain my former body and cream the professors assistant!
what the hezmana?!
Yotz! i did not notice officer adolf was a foot away from me as i explained my plan to myself
You cant be here mr black guy, did you not notice the 'no dogs, no jews, no guys with red shirts that have the number 28 on them' sign? i mean jesus fucking christ. get the fuck out of here.

 

by bugmenot
11-23-05
Well since nobody is going to read this shit anyways i decided to skip the part where i eat professor evil and rape his mother and gain my original body, so to keep you up to speed, I did all that.
You know nurse igor, i really think i learned something today, i should not blame minorities for all my crimes and troubles oh and drink up!
Of course i will its not like you drugged my drink what a date rape drug or something...
It was definately a black guy...
MUST....SQUEEZE

 

by bugmenot
6-18-06
I r stamper
I r cool
Twat

 

by bugmenot
6-18-06
I wonder if thats a bat.
Spock scans the thingy...
Yes, it is.
It's hammer time!

 

by bugmenot
6-18-06
That fucking bat is trying to nick my door!
You will never stop me.
I can't think of a plan to stop this sneaky bat.
HAHAHAHA. I win sucker!
FUCK

 

by bugmenot
10-29-06
Hey man, did you just throw a brick at my car?
um
yeah

 

by bugmenot
1-21-07
Jesus talks to his clone.
Hey Sexy
This cross has a hidden bone up my arse.
Jesus talks to his clone.
Hey Sexy
This cross has a hidden bone up my arse.
Jesus talks to his clone.
Hey Sexy
This cross has a hidden bone up my arse.

 

by bugmenot
3-13-07
Workshift repair inc.
Bob what the hell are you doing?
Seeing how many nails can fit into my head befor i go into shock..
Workshift repair inc.
Bob what the hell are you doing?
Seeing how many nails can fit into my head befor i go into shock..
Workshift repair inc.
Bob what the hell are you doing?
Seeing how many nails can fit into my head befor i go into shock..

 

by bugmenot
6-09-07
meanwhile........
what an attractive specimen i have in my sights in my vicinity sights in my proximity
hey baby wait up
doh
bugmenot

 

by bugmenot
6-14-07
Oorzaak
UUUH!!!
Mijn lesbrief ligt is uitgeleend...
Aanleiding
DAT IS LULKOEK! IK HOU HELEMAAL NIET VANL LULKOEK! UUUUUH!!!
lulkoek?
Gevolg ?
GA ER MAAR UIT!
!@#!@#

 

by bugmenot
6-17-07
Why upgrade fails so much ???
Because it starts from many schema variations !!!
So what can we do ?
Before upgrade we can verify the schema
What if schema is not as expected
Than we may not upgrade

 

by bugmenot
6-17-07
It is so hard to understand the code ...
Don't worry, we will rewrite it
But we need the complicate upgrade !
We can upgrade from 9.0 to 10.0 using small steps ...
How ?
The steps are: 9->9.2, 9.2->10

 

by bugmenot
11-27-07
Wheres your head at?
At At?
Wheres your head at?
Wheres your head at?
Wheres your head at?
Dont know

 

by bugmenot
1-11-08
sent it to you
I know - it's in my in box

 

by bugmenot
12-29-08
eight eight eight
fag
wromg chimes in with his support of 1up.com articles
Oh you got me again, Bright Eyes.

 

by bugmenot
1-11-09
Inside the catacomb...
It sure is dark in here.
Yes, watch your step.
Did you bring extra matches?
I did, you don't have any?
No, I left them in my other pair of pants.
Oh, good. You won't need them anyway.

 

by bugmenot
3-07-09
I don't care that much, I think I might just leave.
I'm Depressed.
Thanks for Supporting me.

 

by bugmenot
7-29-09

 

Hallo!
Gakki!
by bugmenot, 7-29-09

 

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