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by butt889
9-05-02
At the "End of Days" auditions
And why do you want to play arnold schwarznegger In this movie!!!??
Well The scripter fancies asian girls and felt one should be in the strip somewhere
Your acting and voice is perfect..but the idea of a purple donkey is not what arnie would want representing him
Im detective John Kimble!!
Jesus finds his arnie
Brad Pitt! It's so crazy it just might work
Youuu son of a ..ermm LINE!

 

by butt889
9-05-02
Scene 1. The Vatican
Your holiness, a devil child has been born! One which could destroy the earth
Zzzzzzzzzz
Mr pope I think you should do something, I mean we need to help god you know!
Ermmm..Keep an eye on it and have some faith for gods sake
Theres something about that cast director...
What kinda cast director are you?! You dont look much like Steven Spielberg
Mwahahaha how do you know what steven spielberg looks like?

 

by butt889
9-06-02
Meanwhile, in the darkest reaches of hell.
Hmm with Jesus producing "End of Days" heaven is sure to clean up in the hollywood!!
Hmm Heaven seems to be taking the eternal battle between good and evil to a new level, mass media! Its up to me to produce an evil response..but what to do...hmm
Hmm with Jesus producing "End of Days" heaven is sure to clean up in the hollywood!!

 

by butt889
9-06-02
Meanwhile in the darkest reaches of hell..
Hmm with Jesus producing "End of Days" Heaven is sure to clean up at Hollywood..
Heaven seems to have moved the eternal battle between good and evil to a new front, Mass Media! Its up to me to produce an evil response..but what can I do..?
Hey Im Brad Pitt im here for the "Spiderman" audition
Uh-Oh! by turning left before the motorway rather than the standard right, he has unwittingly aided the forces of evil!
Of Course!! Producing a movie of pure evil and outselling "End of Days"! Its perfect. MWAHAHAHAHA
My spider sense..is ermm..letting off

 

by butt889
9-06-02
The Spiderman auditions.
Well Mr Pitt do you judge yourself evil enough to play Peter Parker/Spiderman?
You Bet! I've played plenty of evil characters..like err..the insane Guy in twelve monkeys and err..the thief in oceans 11.
Well done you got the part.
Evil always comes naturally to a pink donkey!

 

by butt889
9-06-02
The Evil Spiderman auditions continue..
Right we have found Aunt Mary MWAHAHAHA the Evil cast is complete however we must summon the great Steven Spielberg..
Peter sqwwwakkk have you tidied your room?
Great Spielberg.. SATAN NEEDS YOU COME BACK INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND DIRECT THIS MOVIE OF EVIL!!ANNO DOMNI SCEPTUS!!
Err ok...
Mr Spielberg...this is indeed an honour!
My Oscar sense is tingling now all this movie needs is a few robots.

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