All comics by chadman615

 

by chadman615
7-18-03
I just custom-ordered an authentic T-800 replica.
Cool.
John Conner - it is time.
Of course, I might have left out a word or two on the order form.

 

by chadman615
7-18-03
Now anyone can use Windows!
Ggshgw'jabege!
$@!% Just when Bill thinks he has a monopoly...

 

by chadman615
7-19-03
Are you calling that drug dealer again, Ross?
No way, mom! I told you I stopped that.
Good. If you call him agian, I'll ground you from the phone forever!
Okay, mom. I'm not calling him. I promise.
Hey, what she doesn't know can't hurt her.
I want my fifty bucks up front, all right?

 

by chadman615
7-19-03
FATAL OE EXCEPTION ERROR!
Man, that sucks.
My CPU has been damaged at the quantum level!
All you have to do is overlay your primary neural convertor array over the localized positronic bandwidth inverter.
So mom was right. Too much Star Trek IS a bad thing...

 

by chadman615
7-19-03
So... you're from Kansas?
Yep.
So what case are you running?
Mental healthcare.
What?! That #@$& stupid case? Don't you realize that $#%@ %#%@% %#@&% that's so %#%#&@!
For a second I actually forgot why I don't talk to debate girls...

 

by chadman615
7-19-03
"Wanna meet sometime?"
"Sure. How about this Friday?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"I'm having my final sex change operation Friday."

 

by chadman615
8-04-03
Next on the Surgery Channel, watch a daring operation...
...as doctors attempt to re-attach a man's p-
...ancreas.

 

by chadman615
8-04-03
Guest submission
On the count of three
3...2...1...
I didn't actually think he'd do it.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
How do I cover this up????

 

by chadman615
11-09-03
You see son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Or are into doing it casually... or have a certain business relationship... or just want a child... or are taking part in scientific research...
...or are porn stars...
Okay Dad, get to the point.

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