"But Chaobell," you say, "this **** takes too long and besides, I can't ignore him. Isn't there a faster way?" Well, sure! There are a number of quicker ways to be rid of a troll. Flash floods...
glub glub hate glub glub **** **** **** glub glub
Yo soy El Pisco Bandito. Dame todo su milhojas de manzana.
...high explosives...
Suck my balls, bit--AAAACK
...or alien abduction. All of which are either unlikely or illegal, or possibly both. Just suck it up and ignore the ****er. Trust me.
Hey, you know where you can stick your ****in' alien probe?
