Revenge of the In Joke by cheesequake10-10-03 People sometimes ask me if I'll miss Dial N Charge "I take a moment to think..." And I tells 'em "Not as long as I still wake up screaming"...
Hooray for Internet! by cheesequake1-07-04 For months, I've been without Internet access All alone, with nothing but jugwine to make life bearable But all that's changed today So... Where the pr0n at?
This is why my pancreas hurts by cheesequake1-14-04 When are you going to give up drinking? The way I see it, I have a devine duty to drink. So I'll give up when God himself comes to strike me down Aw Crap.
