All comics by chexmix

 

Women... by chexmix 10-18-01
...so she says, "What does that have to do with our wedding plans" women...	So just to piss her off, I act all retarded and just stare at the T.V. that right...	She keeps talking for a while then I go, "SHUT-UP FAT ASS IM WATCHING THE GAME!" Ya I havent seen her for a couple of days now. They get pissed at the weirdest things...

 

Boredom + Insanity by chexmix 10-18-01
So bored, nothing to do... "...and now back to Full House on the WB..."	I know what I'll do... "Oh Danny, Cut-it-out"	I'll hammer nails into my head, because I'm completely insane!! Studio Audience: "hahhahhaha, thats the funniest joke ever."

 

Good reason NOT to have friends by chexmix 10-18-01
RING.... RING.... RING.... "You've reached Mike, you know what to do... *BEEP* "Hey Mike, it's Bill, just thought you'd want to--	Waasuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu... ...uuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu...	MUST KILL SELF Ahhhh, sweet burning bliss

 

Aliens among us by chexmix 10-18-01
Now that I have landed here on earth I must disguise myself to capture the earthlings ZAP!	Hello little earth girl would you like to come play with me?	OH MY GOD!... HELP ME SWEET JESUS I dont understand, My plan was perfect

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