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by chimp_and_zee
6-06-04
You know sometimes I think if there is any reality other than our own concious thought...
...maybe this "material" world is just a manifistation of our minds, an illusion, created by ourselves to cover up a worse reality...
.. or maybe there is no reality, it is just our thoughts inside the mind...
So you enjoyed "The Matrix"?

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-06-04
This emptiness ...
.. it is our souls..
.. it is your mind ..
.. it is existance ..
.. it IS
I could do with a cheese sandwich...

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-06-04
You know the kind of people I hate...
..the ones who moan about how everything sucks and they ask you what they should do with thier lives...
... snd then you give them the advice, but they dont take it...
... and they come back all "boo hoo" about how "it didnt work out" even though they didnt take anyones advice that they ASKED for...
...
... meh, thats there guff

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-06-04
Jack pours his heart into a glass... metaphoricaly speaking
You know man, sometimes I feel like the weight of the world is resting on my shoulders and I have no way to deal with it...
... sometimes I just want to let rip and kill some people to have some sort of payback for my frustration and general teenage angst...
... y'know what i mean?
Dude... I'm a fucking squirrel

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-06-04
You know, Zeno was right, logically thinking it is completely impossible to travel from one point to another, as the distance can be halved an infinite amount of times...
... but it is impossible to count to infinity in a finite amount of time. However, there can be infinite digits after a decimal point but 1 can still always become 2...
... what do you think about this flaw of reasoning?
Why the hell is belly fluff always blue?

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-08-04
The young writer sits down to devise a new comic strip...
...
and promptly discovers he can't be bothered...
fuck that...

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-08-04
Jesus...
Yes?
I feel there is too much sin in the world, and as a zealot, I feel like going on a rampage and killing all gays, is this right?
...
Well?
...sit tight and wait for the apocolypse, I'll do it for you

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-08-04
Hey, did you know that there may be parralell universes for every possiblilty?
no...
Like there would be one where i didn't just run over your cat, but this isnt one of them...
I hate you dave!

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-09-04
*cheesy advertising jingle*
oh, no... not more consumerisim advertising bullshit...
New "STANDARD GRUEL" the cheapest and most disgusting tasting gruel to date!
"STANDARD GRUEL" 9 out of 10 orphans claim to want more!
...

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-09-04
You know the other day I bought one of those juicing machines of the TV...
...I'm still getting the hang of it...
... pancakes dont make enough juice, and bacon makes too much

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-09-04
My girlfriend keeps moaning about my apartment...
...she doesn't seem to like the embryo sculptures i made from soap...
... or the bathtub of ketchup i keep them in

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-09-04
man... so many of these comics suck, I mean how hard can it be?
...oh wait, mine suck too

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-09-04
Yeah, I found this really cool new place to hangout, I'ts a blind school...
It has benches and trees and grass.. but they said that I couldnt ever go back...
...I thought since they were blind they wouldnt mind me walking around naked

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-10-04
... told you so

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-10-04
How come its more likely that North Korea have weapons of mass distruction and we attacked Iraq and not them, is it really that its a war for oil rather than peace?
No!!! It's just that...
yeah...?
DROP AND GIMMIE 80 MAGGOT!!!

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-10-04
... so I was all "Yeah, watch it with the balasphemy dude or my dad will make the apocolypse come early just so I can get to give you eternal damnation!!!"
anyway, how many choirboy sized thongs were you wanting again?

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-10-04
Yeah, so I was looking at that comic competition, and i thought, how can you be funny about the apoclypse without being to say bad stuff about any religion?
... oh yeah, man in thong

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-10-04
Anal sex between two men...
hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahha ahhahahahaha haha!!!!!!
...now I'm as funny as about 50% of the other authors here!!

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-11-04
*mumble* hargh meh *mumbles* frickin...
*mumble* hnigger *burp* my sisters purdy...
*mumble*
Damn drunken redneck inbreds...

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-12-04
You know, I'm not totally immoral...
I mean I don't...
...no wait I have

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-16-04
Dude, why the mask?
I have 3rd degree burns from dunking for fries in a deep fat frier at halloween...
Remind me to kill you and your parents so that you can't reproduce and create spawn like yourself...

 

by chimp_and_zee
6-16-04
so then, into her ear...
... I wispered the number "2"
*gasp*
YOU PERVERTED FREAK!!!

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