We've got a really big sheeeeewwww tonight...This is Howard Cosell, and you're watching ABC Sports...I'm Mohammed Ali, I'm the greatest...We had a little dog called Checkers; I am not a crook...
Heeeeeere's Johnny!...Uhhhhh, I'm Reverend Jim... Howdy pilgrim... Judy, Judy, Judy... Edith, Meathead's in my chair again...I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky...
Yo, Adrian!...YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!... Sorry, about that, Chief...Thank you, Thank you, very much.
