Greetings, True Believers! We have recieved thousands of letters asking us just HOW does BATador's Pipe Line work!
"Dear T.P. Comics, For year's, I've tried to send my friends messages using my toilet. I can never seem to get my point across. What gives?"
It's quite simple. Because of the unique placement of our hero's Super-Secret Headquarters at the bottom of the valley near Audass City,
...signed, T. Stark, New York City, U.S.A.
all sewage trickles down the drain STRAIGHT to BATador's very own "receiver." Anyone in the city can contact our hero with a well crafted code system and a rich source of fiber!
So...it's kind of like the "Shit rolls downhill theory" at work, huh?
