We are highly trained in Poo-Engineering. I am confident I can improve your Pipe Line by installing a digital pressure valve & ballcock.
Thier prices are too good to be true!
As a bonus, I will alter the incoming message alert from annoying plug to a ringing jingle of the handle. (For a small monthly fee, you can choose one of seven popular ring tones.)
AHH! It's the added features that GET ya!
The toilet will no longer plug up and overflow with incoming sewage and fecal waste when you get an incoming call.
