Oh, I was talking to a customer. He needed help translating a speech into German.
WHAT? You can't spend half an hour with someone NOT buying a book. You could have spent the same time helping legitamit customers or restocking the shelves!
I couldn't resist. I told him the German word for "coffee" was the German word for "penis."
*= Translated from German.
*Fraulines of the Flower Garden Penis Club. I hope you enjoy my special blend of penis. And just wait till you get a slice of my warm penis-cake inside your tummy!
*None for me, thanks. At the end, it always goes straight to my ass.
