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Not only did my Aunt Martha think I was a girl, she thought I was perpetually five years old!
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| OH, Ralphie! Look at you! You are so adorable! | |
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It was the same thing for Christmas every year. A horrendous pink bunny costume...and a card with five dollars in it.
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I mean really! You can't get a lap dance for five dollars anymore!
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| Well...it's time for my set. Bye Ralphie. | |
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