But the seventies also had "Bigfoot." And Bigfoot couldn't be explained away by a nine year old's logic.
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| Wow! Bigfoot is on the news. It HAS to be real! | |
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| ...reports are in that a large hairy creature crashed a popular camping site today. | |
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Bigfoot was a land based creature. Near the woods. They have "pictures." The facts could not be ignored.
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| But I live in Iowa...and this report is from the west coast. | |
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| "His stride is reported to be six feet long. He could be anywhere by now!" | |
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I was torn. I was intrigued. I just wouldn't sleep on the first floor from now on.
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| Man, that Bigfoot crap is freakin' me out. | |
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