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| Startling new evidence about the death of TV star, Dude Puddin. "Golden Girl," Bea Arthur has announced she is carrying Puddin's Love Child. | |
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| Yes. I am six months pregnant. | |
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Bea Arthur was a reoccuring guest star on Dude Puddin's ABC drama, "Rat Bastard: Attorney at Law!"
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| Dude and I were romanticly entangled. | |
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| I tried to resist his charms...but we were soul mates, damit! | |
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Sources indicate that Arthur and Puddin had an on-again-off-again relationship.
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| I wanted him to take me to Disney World...but the bastard told me I was already fuckin' goofy! | |
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