All comics by christyle

 

by christyle
7-18-03
HEY MAN! did you know that there are 2 Washinton?
what an dumbass!
I mean how does the president know where to go?
I dont know Kiv!
hey wheres everyone goin?

 

by christyle
7-18-03
wacka doin?
trying to get on this ICQ thing.
pusst! ICQ sucks MSNs better. ima outa here!
well then you can just shut up then!
ICQ? What the hell is ICQ? i wounder how you spell that? ISQ? no. OSQ? no. man maybe i should have gone to school.
I dont know Kiv.

 

by christyle
7-18-03
Wait a minite? somethings wrong
yah man its like somethings not the way it should be?
oh ok thats better!
yah i thought you would have to be the smart one!
so...what do we do now?
i dont know Kiv.

 

by christyle
7-18-03
wow this is gunna be a great show!
will you guys ahut up trying to watch this!
shows you what they know!
dude that was weird! yah man that chair just talked and its a freakin flag! SHOW THE MOVIE!!!!!!

 

by christyle
7-18-03
Yo momas so fat when her beeper gos off people think shes backin up!
thats my mom hes talking about!
my mom isnt fat!
yah well, yo momas so fat that when she gos to a resterant, she looks a the menu and says "ok..."
hey! one time that happened
i know she isnt! she a blender!

 

by christyle
7-18-03
ok dave im gunna take this flame that i have and throw and catch it in my mouth!
sure thing kiv, you allways have the best ideas [not]
ok dave i threw it up and i think it will come down soon. do you think i can do it?
i dont know kiv.
see i told you i could do it!
yup you sure did.

 

by christyle
7-18-03
kiv hates phones and phones hate him so this will be good
All right you! i dont like you, and you dont like me! so listen up!
i dont like him because that phone sex he has is not right!
i cant even look at you because you just sit there, with your, bottons and..and...your..your...like cord...and....AAAHHH stop stairing at me!! you like pissing me off dont ya?!?!?!
i dont know kiv.
The number that you have dialed, is invalit and cannot be call. Please hang up and try again. The number that you have dialed, is invalit and cannot be call. Please hang up and try again.
shut up!

 

by christyle
7-18-03
this is kiv and is his refection
hey you get out of my house!
yeh uoy teg tuo fo ym esuoh!
oh wait its just me. haha damn im a fine thing!
ho tiat sti tsuj em. ahah nmad mi a enif gniht!
wow thats cool its a thing-a-gigger that i can see myself in! i gotta tell dave about this! think of all the money ill make! ill make millions, hehehe!
wow staht looc sti a gniht-a-reggig taht i nac ees flesym ni! i attog llet evad tuoba siht! kniht fo lla eht yenom lli ekam! lli ekam snoillim,eheheh!

 

by christyle
7-18-03
what woould it be like without chickens? you sometimes you have to think about that one for a minite.
i mean like no more KFC, i mean you gotta have KFC! what the hell would they call KFB (kentuckey fried beef) hell know no one wants a beef leg! they want me!!!!
well with chicken how would you call some a chicken then? if there aintanymore chicken!!!!!!!!!
hey dude your dead!

 

by christyle
7-19-03
hey,dave! dave! what if a became a phone man you would be like "whoa hes a phone" yah dude that would be like i would do it now!
i dont know kiv.
whoa this is cool! how am i gunna eat? oh ok now i wanna change back now!
wow hes a phone, meh.
oh ok that wasnt cool but man what a waste of like 5 minites, so what do we do now?
i dont know kiv, i guess its over.

 

by christyle
7-20-03
hey dude, is it just me or is it hot?
no its just you because well you do have a burner in you.
yah but so do you
oh yah i guess your right.
holy its hot.
you said it brother!

 

by christyle
7-23-03
alright im hitting the road!
where ya off to? that doesnt really look like you have much.
i dont need anything i just me and my sack.
you dont know where your going, dont you.
...yes...
what i tell you

 

by christyle
3-11-04
well hey there you new viwers, you may remember christyle.
he use to make dave and kiv comics, but that was pretty gay!
hey we're not gay!
no, i would hae to agree with them, our skits were pretty gay.
yah man they are gay, anyway our comics will a be a lot better than theirs!
are you sure about that buddy?

 

by christyle
3-12-04
they we are part of a band call pencil.
ROCK & ROLL
oh well that was uncalled for, why dont you just go sit in the corner.
there now that a lot better.
shut the hell up

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